05 June 2013

Race Report: 2013 Dirty Kanza 200

[Gravel] "is the mirror that shows you who you are, not who you tell people you are."
--Paul Krumich, gearjunkie.com
2011: I first learned about the Dirty Kanza 200-mile gravel race from my Pfoodman Racing teammate Stephanie. She endured severe weather, frame-gobbing mud, and scorching temps to finish 3rd female. To me, 200 miles sounded like way too much time to be on a bike.

2012: This Dirty Kanza thing popped up on many St. Louis riders' schedules and I watched my friends enjoy near-perfect weather conditions in the Flint Hills. But 200 miles still sounded like way too much time to be on a bike.

2013: Before my adventure racing schedule got filled, I needed a crazy challenge. I was signed up for the 154-mile OGRE, I figured if I was going to put in all that training, I might as well follow it up with the 200-mile Dirty Kanza 5 weeks later. So I built myself a Salsa Warbird, recruited my brother Steven to crew for me, and put in a bunch of miles. Time to get tough!

PRE-PRE-RACE
The week before DK was tough for me. I knew I had the fitness to finish 200 miles (barring uncontrollable events like mechanicals or weather), but I let the stellar women's field get to my head a little bit. Would I be competitive? I always feel at a disadvantage in single-sport events; my specialty is being decent at many things (running, biking, paddling, etc), rather than being excellent at one thing. And DK is A WHOLE LOT of one thing: saddle time. This anxiety about wanting to be competitive made me feel even worse...shouldn't a successful DK200 be defined by my personal goals, rather than subjective comparisons to other competitors, some of whom are even full-time cyclists?! Yeah...it was a vicious cycle. Fortunately the Warbird needed a thorough cleaning after Cedar Cross so I focused on that and got my head screwed back on straight. It was time to race my race, not chase others around.

Part of my anti-anxiety plan was to try and make DK into as much of a multi-sport event as possible. I know this sounds crazy because it's really "just" a bike race, but I wanted to play to my strength of being decent at many things. So I looked at the parts of DK that are not about bike riding: navigation and pit stops. I made a plan to execute these parts of the race with no mistakes, and then let the actual riding run its own course. To handle the nav, I made a map/cue-sheet-holder that was tested and tweaked at the OGRE and Cedar Cross. To handle the pit stops, I made an overly-obsessive-and-detailed plan with my brother to minimize stoppage time. With those two puzzle pieces in place, it would just be up to my legs to keep the pedals spinning.

PRE-RACE
Mom made us cookies and we ate them on the drive to Emporia.
I pick up my brother from the airport (he lives and works just outside of Detroit) and we hit the road to Emporia, Kansas. The drive is easy and includes my first-ever Panchero's experience. Yum. We slide into Emporia barely in time for the 4p rider's meeting. It's a little surreal seeing the Granada Theater for the first time - it's such a symbol of Dirty Kanza and it means I've really arrived. After the meeting I pick up my race packet/swag and catch up with a bunch of friends I've made from riding gravel all over Missouri. Rock stars, all of them. We grab dinner at Wheat State Pizza with Orange Lederhosen, Team Trail Monster, and a jerk. Wendy aka Sasha is being profiled by a rather prominent news organization so there is a cameraman too. So crazy!! Dinner finished (including 1 free screw-up pizza), we head back to the hotel to get bikes sorted. I take my sweet time getting everything organized, including plenty of chat time with Jim, the Kuat boys, Team Virtus (yes, there was prancercising), Kate, and The Other Guys. My brother gets his instructions from me and Zoll. Heads hit the pillows much later than ideal, about midnight, but hey, that's par for the course in adventure racing so I'm not worried.

Race morning, up at 0400, breakfast, coffee, pack the car, and then Zoll and I ride the 2ish miles over to the start line in front of the Granada Theater. I'm on my trusty Battlefinch, ready to put it to the ultimate gravel test. Zoll is rocking a very stylish Kona fixie. There are signs to help us stage ourselves in the big field - probably about 600 riders (630-ish people signed up, but I'm positive there were some DNS). We take some pictures, and right at 0600 on the dot we start!
The bike looks better here. Android camera.
...but I look better here. iPhone camera.
Leg 1, 51 miles, 0600 to 0921 = 3:21
In the first mile, my race is almost derailed when someone else's water bottle ejects and rolls towards me. Somehow I manage to avoid it and breathe a big sigh of relief! The opening few miles are completed in super-comfortable temperatures and clear skies. There are riders everywhere but I must have seeded myself perfectly because I never feel like it's too crowded or sketchy. When there's a wheel available I just sit on it, if it's too slow there's room to pass and if it's too fast I just let it go. Even though I'm in a group I am still checking my map every few turns - adventure racing has taught me that navigation is #1 priority and I know a wrong turn would kill my motivation. About halfway through this segment, I do a systems check and get good feedback. My goal for today is extremely ambitious, and I won't beat the sun unless I have perfect weather and a good draft for the majority of the ride. With the wind at my back, I decide to bank a few miles at a hard effort in an attempt to get ahead of schedule. This strategy is almost entirely against my previous steady-eddy HR-based training, but since I'm riding solo today, I feel liberated to take risks without penalizing any teammates.
Multiple pacelines on the tire tracks.
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I give myself permission to go, and the Combatpigeon sings. This bike just loves the Flint Hills gravel, and I feel completely alive with fresh legs and fresh lungs. A strong tailwind doesn't hurt, either! I'm passing a ton of people, hoping that I don't come back to them in the later stages of the race. I match up pretty well with a Scottish dude with speakers on his bars and we fly through the miles. Not much else to report on this leg because everything went better than expected. A clear indication that easy is BORING!! I roll into Madison, KS with my friend Aaron and I am really nervous about being able to find my crew. I shouldn't have worried, though, because Steven is standing only 50 feet away from the check-in tent. Awesome. I swap bottles, get new food, and scoot out of there in 3 minutes!
CP1, all ready to go. The metallic gold umbrella was what Steven used to get my attention.
Leg 2, 49 miles, 0924 to 1341 = 4:17
I climb out of Madison with none other than my STL buddy Steve. He's crushing a SS today and we chat our way up the steep paved hill. At the top, however, something breaks on his glasses and he stops to fix them. I soft pedal, expecting him to catch up quickly and stoked to have a buddy for this next section. Except...he never shows up. I assume something went really wrong but, since we're so close to the CP, I keep going because I know he's not stranded.

Looking at the map for this next section, I realize we were going primarily west. Which is scary, because the huge tailwind I had coming into CP1 is now going to be directly in my face for several miles. I read ahead on the course and mentally divide it into 3 main sections, and in between each section are a few miles of north/south travel that will provide some relief. About 3 miles before the first nasty headwind section, a group sort of globs together. I have no idea how it happens but suddenly I am working together with about 10 other riders. There are several strong engines in the bunch that do a lot of work pulling everyone else. I put a few minutes in at the front when it's my turn, but after that I realize it would be smarter for me to draft as much as possible. So that's what I do. And after a few miles, who do I see riding next to me but...TIM EK!!! Yes, that Tim Ek. He's a Salsa-sponsored rider who lives in my hometown of Duluth, MN. I listened to his MBR podcasts while driving to Boonecrusher and was totally impressed by his approach to racing endurance events. I can't help but introduce myself. We don't chat much but the whole time I'm saying to myself "I'm in a group with Tim Ek. I'm riding Tim Ek's wheel." Total nerd alert, but very very motivating. Our group absolutely CRUSHES the first section of headwind which is about 11 miles long and ends at the start of the climb up Texaco Hill.

I'm completely jazzed to be climbing Texaco with these people (omgTimEkomg!!). On the way up we pick up Tyler and his crew! Normally they would be way in front of me but today they've got a different agenda. It's great to see them and just adds to my motivation. The hill honestly isn't that hard, but it sure is beautiful. Actually, all of the terrain so far has been stunning. Despite the challenging conditions I am having a great time. On the descent down Texaco, I let the Warbird rip. I LOVE descending on this bike - it's so stable and just charges to the bottom of each hill. However, the backside of Texaco is littered with probably the loosest and chunkiest gravel of the day. I pick a bad line and all of a sudden I have a flat. Crap. I'm not really that bummed about changing it because the Velocity A23s I have are super easy to change. I'm mostly bummed about losing my amazing group for the 2nd and 3rd headwind sections.
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So I work my way through the change in about 7 minutes, being mindful of not rushing and making a stupid mistake. Tire goes back on, things are dandy, I finish up the Texaco descent and start preparing myself for the oncoming headwind. I turn right onto 270th Street and BAM. Hello, headwind! I don't normally ride with music but I decide that desperate times call for desperate measures. Music gets cranked and I start stuffing my face with QT's 630-calorie chocolate/peanut butter rice krispie bar. But the tunes and the food, surprisingly, don't really help me move any faster. I am struggling here. I see MO rider Don, but he soon passes me.  And so does anyone else; I can't hold a wheel for the life of me. This feeling continues for 5 miles. SLOGFEST. I do get some reprieve as we jog south, but it's brief and pretty soon the course returns to the 270th Street windtunnel. I start playing mental tricks on myself and my mind dredges up a race report from STL's Peat Henry (DK200 SS CHAMP!!) from the Cohutta 100 a few weeks ago:

"The thing is 
we were all stuck in the same boat 
so the thing to do 
is make the best of it 
and be the most excited person out there." 
--Peat

I'm not exactly excited, but I refuse to get down on myself for going slow. This wind is hurting everyone. Sure, other people might be with groups but that's out of my control so the best thing I can do now is keep pedaling. And pedal I do. The miles slowly tick by. And much to my amazement, when a paceline rolls past, I jump on the back and am able to hold on!!! The effort is still higher than I'd like but I don't care; I have help fighting these conditions. We rotate pulls and make better progress against the wind. There is another Salsa-sponsored rider in this bunch (didn't catch his name) and for some reason this cheers me up immensely again. In the pre-race meeting, DK race director said "There is no other bike company doing more for gravel grinding than Salsa Cycles" and I completely agree. So the more Salsa kits I see today, the more joy it brings me (and the Thunderchicken too, I'm sure). I am able to hang with this group until we hit the pavement into CP2. I'm wayyyy off my projected arrival time, but I'm able to find my brother easily and we execute another lightning-fast pit!

Leg 3, 52 miles, 1345 to 1757 = 4:12
My cooler waiting for me at CP3.
Guess what's awesome about the start of Leg 3?!? 13 MILES OF TAILWIND!! I chat with another rider for a few miles but eventually settle into an all-day pace. One century down, only one to go! Towards the end of the tailwind we have a couple wide-open downhills which I enjoy immensely. Then there's a left turn back into the wind. But as I'm making the turn, I spot two riders off their bikes. I recognize them! It's Mike and Josh from Big Shark. They are seriously fast dudes and I ask them why they're not riding. "We hit the wall" they reply. Oh. OK. I guess that's a reason for stopping. I tell them I haven't found my wall yet. As I make the turn into the wind they yell "...then go find it!". And I certainly will.

The road now is sketchy but I love it. Have I mentioned how lucky I am to be riding an Attackpheasant? Seriously, I don't now how I would have gotten through this race without being completely infatuated with my bike. Back in go the headphones and I get to work, gettin er done. Same story as before - riders pass me, I can't hold a wheel, I get frustrated. I try to eat something, nothing sounds good and that worries me. The wind won't stop. I start to mentally break down and as I'm nearing the top of "Unnamed Road Climb" I just can't take it anymore. I get off my bike and walk beside it. Yes, dear readers, this is what a silkychrome temper-tantrum looks like...walking instead of riding. So dramatic, aren't I? It's the adventure racer in me.

After a few hundred meters of walking I've calmed down and am ready to ride again. The wind is still howling but I've vented and feel tiniest bit renewed. I'm still not fast but I've got enough motivation to keep the pedals turning. And here comes a pair of riders, a guy and a girl from Indiana that I met earlier in the day, and I throw myself onto their wheels to hide from the wind. Their pace is almost too fast for me, but I force myself to stay with them and the one other dude we've picked up. It's UG-LEE. I'm absolutely hating that I need to put out this much effort to manage a measly 10 mph, but if I slack off for one pedal stroke I'll be back in the wind by myself. So I suck it up and WORK.
The Indiana duo pulling on the left. Me pulling on the right. Didn't last long! Check out the next photo in the series: http://kmorris.exposuremanager.com/p/120mile/dirtykanza1484_29_14_3
I stay with the Indiana duo for a few miles until we make a right onto Thurman Creek Road. It's a downhill, and now there's a crosswind instead of a headwind. I am so relieved! I bomb down the descent and at the bottom find the 4-person San Antonio crew dealing with a mechanical, or something. They are just getting ready to roll again so I pass and pretty soon they've caught me. I stay on their wheel for a few miles until we hit some hills and I can't keep up. My motivation plummets again, but shortly after I hear some obnoxious braking behind me and it turns out to be Tyler, Turbo, and 2 other guys! I am so excited to see them and Tyler insists I jump on his wheel. I know he's super strong so I feel absolutely zero guilt about drafting. Tyler's company is exactly what I need at this moment in the race - optimistic, relaxed, funny, just downright inspiring. We all ride and chat together for the remaining miles (there are about 20 of them). I prove my worth to the group when there is a tricky, unmarked turn (Den Creek Road). I've been keeping contact with the map so I point it out and we take it with no problems. A LOT of other riders missed it. Turbo gets a flat just a mile out from CP3, but the boys tell me to ride ahead since they're planning on quitting at the CP anyway. I do and feel very, very grateful that they found me when they did. I roll into CP3 very tired, but also with the confidence that I can ride the 50 remaining miles. My brother and I get lights organized and after 4 minutes I'm ready to hit the road!

Leg 4, 50 miles, 1801 to 2153 = 3:52
Looking at the results now, I leave this CP as 5th place chica, in front of Indiana girl (Corinna) and San Antonio girl (Jenny). I have to stop and pee early and get passed by Corinna and her dude and they are GONE. I am pretty tired so for some reason, it doesn't bother me. Corinna's been riding faster than me all day, it's just my short CP stops that have kept me close to her. So I just stick to my pace and throw the headphones in again. I must be enjoying my music too much because I miss a turn and find myself on a paved road about a 1/2 mile too early. It's a fairly easy correction, however, and pretty soon I'm jamming along on a long northbound stretch of road. I pass a guy fiddling with his pack. A few miles later that same guy catches up to me and it's Mark from Kuat!! I am really happy to see a familiar face, and one as friendly and fit as Mark! We roll side-by-side, catching up on mountain bike and adventure racing stories from around the Midwest. I feel like I'm on life support at this point, but Mark seems fresh as a daisy so he does most of the talking. He soft pedals up the hills so I can keep up and then we both bomb the descents.
Mark, earlier in the day.
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A few miles later, Jenny and her San Antonio crew roll past us. They were part of the group that I tackled the very first headwind section with (...oh did I not mention?? Tim Ek was in that group too!!!) and it's cool to keep seeing them. I hop on their wheel and the pace hurts, but I know it will get me done faster. We're cruising along, I hit a hidden pothole, and one of my Magnums ejects! This is the first bottle malfunction I've had all day, and these bottles are sort of special, so I circle back to retrieve it. I'm not upset, I just really want to keep my bottle. Also, littering is bad. I look up and see the group still flying down the road. Except...oh wait, there is Mark looking backwards, and then slowing down. He's waiting for me! I'm both happy and sad about this - happy to have company but sad that he's giving up this free ride into town. I tell him that when I catch back up but he insists it's not a problem. Okay dude, let's finish this thing then!
Actual footage of me with the sunset.
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We roll through the remaining miles at an easy pace and keep the chatting going. My knees are sore, my right foot has PF pain, and my hands and ass are hurting too. But really everything's in great shape considering. A pair of riders goes past and a tall guy in a black kit tells us to look backwards at the sunset. We do, and it's the most magical one I've ever seen. It looks like a straight-up Lisa Frank trapper keeper, all purple and pink! Yeah! Who needs to beat the sun when you've got a show like that! As the darkness descends on us, we keep rolling steady and gradually turn our lights from blinky to bright. We miss another turn coming out of Americus but again, it's easily corrected since I'm in staying in contact with the map. The final miles are just no big deal; they're flat, the wind has died down, the pace is comfortable, and I'm just feeling really lucky to have found great company when I needed it throughout the 200 miles. We roll into Emporia and are greeted by what seems like the entire town! Everyone wants to high-five us as we ride down the finishing chute and it's a really fantastic feeling. We stop, Jim and Tim (race directors) hand us our pint glass, and then I'm an official Dirty Kanza 200 finisher!

Finisher!
Steven is right there to collect me at the finish line. I give Mark a huge hug and thank him for looking after me for so many miles, I think it was more than 30. Right away I see Jim and Jamie, also from Kuat, and hear they had a stellar day. Who else had a stellar day? PEAT HENRY! He's at the finish too and I hear he WON SINGLE SPEED!!! DSLITR!!! I ask Steven about Zoll and learn he rolled out of CP3 about an hour after I did, so I think that gives me time to shower at the hotel before coming back to see him finish. On the way to the car, I'm stopped by a herd of very excited kids. They must live in Emporia and they want to know all about my bike - how does it change speeds? How do your shoes attach to the pedals? Did you see any snakes? What did you eat? How bright is your light? What's in your water bottles? Can you sign my shirt? I am totally loving this - I used to be a camp counselor and that kid excitement never gets old. I chat with them for as long as possible before I have to leave to shower. Steven proves his excellent crewing skills once again by bringing THREE baked potatoes from Wendy's. I scarf down two in the car. Favorite post-race food EVER.

The kids. So awesome.

Don't even have time to take gloves off.
TOTAL: 202 miles, 15:53 total time, 15:29 moving time
After getting cleaned up, we return to the finish line to hang out and watch more friends roll in. They have a live results screen and I find out I'm the 7th girl! Turns out Corinna from Indiana held onto the 5th place spot which is super cool. I missed my time goal by more than an hour, but I knew at the start it was extremely ambitious and would have taken a 100% perfect day. I should have known that days at Dirty Kanza are never 100% perfect - this race will always find some unexpected challenge to throw your way. It's all about having a game plan and then being confident making adjustments.


What did the gravel mirror show me? That I am overly ambitious. That I am obsessively well-prepared. That I do not quit. That I am still learning. That I will be back to DK200. Long live the gravel grinder!

PS. Here is a nerdy brain-dump of gear/nutrition details.
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25 May 2013

Race Report: 2013 Mission 18hr AR

A few weeks ago we received the sad news that the annual Planet Adventure 30hr race in Indiana was cancelled for 2013. That race was supposed to be the final event in my 7-weekend racing bender. Then I'd have a weekend off (Memorial Day weekend), and then I'd go to Kansas for my first crack at DK200. But Planet was not in the stars (ha...) this year for the race organizers, so that left DINO's MISSION 18hr adventure race as my final hurrah before tackling the Flint Hills. And, honestly...I wasn't all that sad. My body has taken a beating these past 2 months, getting pummeled on the weekends and then spending the weekdays frantically trying to recover. I learned a few great lessons about that process, but overall I knew I was creeping closer and closer to the bucket and very scared of falling in before my biggest individual race of the year.

Thankfully, MISSION is a super fun race, and I was once again racing with my crazy strong Alpine Shop teammates, Jeff and David. These guys are just so much fun to race with and I knew they would motivate and inspire me to perform well. In the weeks leading up to the race, we learned that in addition to traditional adventure race disciplines of trekking, mountain biking, paddling, and ropes, we would also have the option to use scooters or roller blades. I borrowed both from local adventure racer Yvonne who used them in several Wild Onion races. We had a few practice sessions on the 'blades and I was kinda freaked out by them. I can skate just fine (after all, a girl from Minnesota should know these things), but sharp turns were a little tricky and stopping was extremely unreliable. We planned to bring both scooters and blades to the race but then I forgot Yvonne's scooter in my basement, whoops. Thankfully, Jeff had 2 decent Razor scooters that we brought in addition to David's badass scooter. Game on.

For anyone aiming to race at USARA Nationals this October 4th, you should probably know some things about race director Brian's style, since he is directing Nationals this year. First, he likes to not distribute maps until the race starts. Second, he likes to start with a short, crazy prologue before maps are handed out. Third, he likes to base the race around a central TA/HQ, having teams complete loops and then return to HQ between each loop or segment. Fourth, he likes to make teams plot CPs and route plan on the fly. This year's MISSION would be a classic example of a DINO race. Another thing that Brian and DINO are known for is taking excellent care of their racers. Our race fees included on-site lodging Friday and Saturday night, and pre- and post-race meals. This made race logistics really easy for us and we really appreciate it!

PRE-RACE
Jeff, David and I left St. Louis Friday morning and rolled into Camp Pyoca just minutes before pre-race dinner was scheduled to start. That was enough time to check in, get our race packets (passport, numbers, and shirt) and learn about making duct tape bracelets for TeamSOG's Scott Pleban who was seriously injured after being hit by a car on his bike commute. We grabbed a table and chowed down on delicious lasagna and THE MOST AWESOME brownies I've ever had. Right there, my weekend was a success because of those brownies. Thank you, Camp Pyoca chefs!! We had a quick pre-race meeting after dinner and Brian hinted that the course just might be clearable for a fast team. Boom. There is our carrot we need to chase tomorrow. We spend the rest of the evening prepping gear, interrupted a few times by brief rain showers. Finally we're ready to go and head up to the cabin. Everyone else is asleep already so we do our best to quietly get settled. Turns out, that is all in vain because there are two other people in the cabin who SNORE almost the whole night. I seriously got about 2 hours sleep total before our 0445 wake-up call. Suboptimal!

My alarm goes off right on time and in order to make my cabin exit as quick and quiet as possible, I grab all of my stuff and head down to the main dining hall to make breakfast and get dressed there. I head into the basement and turn on the lights - accidentally and abruptly waking up three people who were sleeping! I feel really bad and tell them I'll go upstairs, but they are racing the 18hr as well so they would've been up in a few minutes anyway. Then I hear..."Um, I think I know you. Are you Emily?" That's probably the last thing I ever expected to hear before 0500 on a race morning, but I do acknowledge that my name is in fact Emily and the sleepy questioner turns out to be my twitter friend Dan! Ha! So it's cool to get to know him and his team, Dandies Vegan Marshmallows, as we all fumble through pre-race breakfast and clothes prep. And for some reason, my standard breaky tastes weird and gross, which is highly unusual since none of the ingredients are that perishable. But my taste buds tell me something's turned strange, so I sadly dump it out and put together a makeshift replacement breakfast of Ensure, donuts, and fig newtons. At this point, calories are calories.

I join up with Jeff and David at the van for the rest of pre-race prep and for some reason my mind is very foggy. I find myself way behind schedule and scrambling to get all of my gear together before Brian calls a pre-race meeting at 0555. I hustle up to the meeting place with my teammates and we get the first set of instructions: our maps are located on the opposite shore of Lake Pyoca, approximately 250m away, and each team must send one person to go get them. There are two ways to get there: run around the lake, or paddle across it. Except, anyone who chooses to paddle is not allowed to use an actual paddle...they must use their hands and/or feet for propulsion. THE RACE IS ON!!

PROLOGUE ("paddle" or trek)
Super zoom-in of the map. We started in the triangle. Maps were at "M".
Which way is faster...right, left, or straight?
Can you see the red blinky straight across the lake? That is where Jeff was going.
We have a quick team conference where I offer to just swim the distance, but after 30 seconds we decide that Jeff will paddle. So we sprint down to the beach and I help him get situated on one of the plastic kayaks that are laying there. The first one we pick is very long and awkward, and Jeff has trouble getting it to move. I see a few other racers using tiny one-person kayaks and I suggest that Jeff use that. He agrees, we switch, and pretty soon he is zooming across Lake Pyoca while the majority of the field runs around on a trail. I stand on the dock yelling encouragement for a while and then return to the van to finish my last few gear prep items. David has got the first set of coordinates from Brian and he tells me we're starting on bikes, so I get my and Jeff's bike stuff ready to go. Jeff returns to TA really quickly, we plot the first 8 CPs, and take off on our bikes.
Plotting!
BIKE 1 (CPs 1-8, 56km)
Entire BIKE 1 route. We went counter-clockwise.
This bike leg has two sections: first we will be on paved roads, and then we will hop onto trails, and then finish up with a short paved return to TA. Almost immediately after leaving Camp Pyoca we are joined by Rev3/MK and a 2-person male team that I don't recognize. After a few CPs we are also joined by the Silent Chasers, a 2-person male team made up of our friends Phil and Kevin. Phil recently finished 2nd to me and Biz in the MNOC AR Tune-Up so we know his nav is completely dialed and he will be tough competition today. The lead pack works loosely together in a paceline, and I successfully avoid a near-crash with Cory from Rev3/MK (Jeff and I exclaim our relief with simultaneous, wide-eyed "Good job!"s). There are a few route choices here and there, but none seem to offer more than 30 seconds advantage either way.
We started at the triangle, then biked to CP4...

...then to CP1, CP2, CP3...
...then to CP8, CP6, CP7, CP5, and back to HQ.
After a few hours of roads, we start looking forward to the next section of trails. Rev3/MK blows past a turn to CP8 which puts us in 2nd place (I think the unknown 2p-male team is still leading). We enter the trail system to find it mostly muddy doubletrack, with some sections of gravel. Definitely not as technically challenging as we had hoped, but we make quick work of CP8 and then hop across the road to pick up CPs 6, 7, and 5. The approach to CP6 goes well and we hike the 100m off trail to get to the saddle it's hung on. We get to the saddle, it's very subtle, and there is no CP hanging there. CRAP. This is the situation that all adventure racers have nightmares about - missing CPs. It destroys confidence levels for the entire rest of the race. We thrash around with the 2p-male team and the Silent Chasers, but no luck. Jeff even climbs 12 contour lines up to check a much more topographically obvious saddle, but no dice there either. Very soon, we are joined by several more teams looking for CP6. The lead we had worked hard for has evaporated and we decide to abandon the search and continue to the next CP.
See the northbound jeep road after CP6? We didn't.
We ride a short distance downhill and then bikewhack across the creek to catch the trail on the other side. We find it quickly, but as we're riding it stays low and the map says it is supposed to climb significantly. Uh oh. We have a quick team conference and discover that we are actually on a jeep road instead of the trail that we want. Another CRAP! So we backtrack a little bit and then bikewhack some more uphill to find the marked trail. Now, the thrashing my legs went through at the Tune-Up is put to the test, and I hack through the thorns with gusto while carrying my bike. This is what adventure racing is all about! We finally reach the correct trail and get to start riding again. It's steep, but we know where we are. As we approach CP7, we pass the mystery 2-person male team, who are stopped on the side of the trail with a broken derailleur. I'm somewhat of an expert in fixing those, and we offer to help, but they say they've got the tools they need to make it back to HQ. CP7 is fine, and then we start the longish trail ride to CP5.

We're riding along, making the best of the sloppy trail conditions, when we comment on the machine tracks that are everywhere. It seems like there's a logging operation going on. Soon, we see Phil and Kevin up ahead, except they are riding back towards us. What?? That's strange. They stop, we stop, and Phil and David put their heads together to talk about the map. Turns out we missed the trail we need and instead we're on an unmapped logging road. This is sort of bad, but it could have been much much worse if Phil hadn't stopped to tell us. We follow the Silent Chasers back along the road and together we find the correct trail we need for CP5. It's cut almost straight down at least 20 contour lines. I'm riding completely behind my saddle and I think I can smell my brake pads. Eeeeeeeeeeek!!! But we all make it safely to the bottom, and to CP5. Then we have a slight route choice back to camp...the Silent Chasers go right, we go left. Which will be faster? Ours is a screaming paved descent that almost shoots me off the side of a cliff. Who said Indiana was flat??

We roll back into the main TA at Camp Pyoca, about 45-60 minutes later than we thought we would, only a minute or two behind the Silent Chasers. We collect the UTMs for the next segment and Brian issues us a caveat...CP10 is not open yet. It is the ropes course, and we are instructed to visit it when we get back to TA in about, oh, 4-5 hours. This is a concern for us because ropes courses, while extremely fun, can be a huge bottleneck in an AR. Right at this moment, if the ropes were open, there would be a short-to-nonexistent line because we are in the lead pack. Who knows what the line will be like when we get back to camp! But, we have no choice so we plot the next CPs and learn that we can use our wheeled-objects-of-choice to get there. The camp road has me scared to use 'blades (hilly and very few places to bail) so we decide to use scooters. Get ready for hilarity!!

WHEELED OBJECTS 1 (CP 11, 6k)
Now I'm using pink highlighter to show our route from HQ to CP11.
Nerd alert!!!
We grab out scooters (2 Razors and 1 Xootr) and run with them out of TA on the hilly camp road. We pass Silent Chasers sitting on the grass putting on their 'blades, and Rev3/MK is already blading a short distance ahead of us. We catch up with them at the main road, and then are able to pass them as we move through town. We are grinning about the choice of scooters here - the road is bone-jarring chip-n-seal and the scooters are clearly faster. I start on a Razor but David soon switches with me since the Xootr is way faster. There is a 6" strip of smooth pavement on the edge of the road and we all use that to our advantage - something we would have been unable to do on 'blades. I can only imagine what a spectacle this is for the town of Brownstown (pop. 2,986). Adults. In spandex. With bike helmets. On scooters. Oh lordy. Nerd alert!!!

PADDLE 1A (2.5k up + 5k down) 
+ WHEELED OBJECTS 2 (CP13, 3k) 
+ PADDLE 1B (CP14, 10k down)
Love those banana boats!
We scooter into the next CP in 1st place and are given more CPs to plot for the paddle. We have to paddle upstream first, which looks like a big challenge since the East Fork White River is high and the water looks fast. So we pile ourselves, packs, and scooters into the plastic banana boat and get to work. Silent Chasers and Rev3/MK are close behind! The great thing about this upstream paddle is that it's almost exactly like paddling upstream on the Meramec, a place where Jeff and David have practiced hundreds of times (me only once). Jeff is an expert at hiding from the current and he takes an extremely efficient route to CP12 located 2.5k upstream. We quickly punch and turn around for the next section, a 5k downstream paddle to an intermediate take-out for CP13. We see Silent Chasers and Rev3/MK on the water and they all look strong. We have to hustle!! Water is flying everywhere since all three of us have kayak paddles and pretty soon I'm soaked. It's also cloudy and a bit cold. David is feeling the chill here too so we let him take a break to put on a jacket. I'm elated to see the intermediate take-out because that means we have a 3k out-n-back scootering leg to jump-start the circulation and eat something. The take-out is on a slippery "beach" but Jeff and David manhandle the boat while I put on a jacket and get the scooters ready to go. We make our way up to the road and pretty soon I stop shivering.
CP11, CP12, then take out at the arrow, scooter to CP13, scooter back to the boats, paddle to CP14.
Fort Vallonia
We scootered into Fort Vallonia. I wonder what the early settlers would have thought of that?
The road condition here is way better than the first one and we make good time to Fort Vallonia (side note: At Fort Vallonia Days, you have the exciting opportunity to eat donkey bellies. Who knew?). We find the punch, share a Reese's Crispy Crunchy bar, and then scooter back to our boat. As we're returning to our plastic banana, we see another boat parked next to it. But no racers. We are completely mystified since CP13 is a direct out-n-back and we saw NO ONE. What is going on?!? But there's no time to speculate since we have another 10k of downstream paddling to complete. Rev3/MK approaches the take-out just as we are leaving, keeping the pressure on high. The rest of the paddle goes smoothly, now that we're a little warmer. Brian warned us of several river blockages that were broken up by the recent flooding, so we play a game of "Is this the blockage? Is this it? Oh, this one's definitely it." to pass the time. Very soon, we see a covered bridge up ahead, which signals the end of this paddle section and time for more scootering!!

WHEELED OBJECTS 3 (CP15, 6.5k)
Take-out at CP14, then scooter to CP15.
There are some race photographers at the take-out and they, like most of the people who've encountered the race, think it's hilarious to see us scootering out of TA. We are laughing at ourselves too, but honestly the scooters (especially the Xootr) have won us over as a rather efficient way to travel. And pleasant, even. SO much less stressful than the 'blades. For this final 6.5k section, the road is in great shape and is mostly flat. We try to sail along as efficiently as possible, swapping scooters here and there to give everyone a break. Pretty soon we are rolling into CP15, a manned CP and TA where we are given our next set of instructions and UTMs.
Let us scooter into the light!
TREK 1 (CPs 16-25, 14km redline, 17km actual route)
Entire TREK 1, starting at CP15 and finishing back at Camp Pyoca (upper right corner).
We have 10 trekking CPs to plot, and we are absolutely chomping at the bit to start trekking. It feels like late in the race to start the actual navigation, and we're excited to play to our strength in the woods. We chow down on Wheat Thins Sticks and pepperoni as we carefully plot our course. Right as we're finishing up, the Silent Chasers coolly 'blade into the parking lot, putting the pressure on us once again. We skedaddle out of there, taking a creative route across the spillway and into the woods of Jackson-Washington State Forest.
First part of TREK 1. 
The CP locations on this trekking leg are scary. Sure, there is a ton of relief in this area, but Brian has placed the CPs on minor features that are similar to a Red- or Blue-level orienteering course. We carefully attack CP16 as a team, meticulously counting paces and reentrants, then finally fanning out when we get "in the circle" to be sure we spot the punch. We almost needn't have worried - David has brought us exactly to the correct spot and we punch with ease. The next CP is equally as tough, and here we discover the quirkiness of the map. It seems that the big features are not all mapped equally - only some of the large reentrants are showing up, while some others of similar size are completely unmapped. This is very difficult to deal with because we can't predict with certainty which features we can use for navigation. David's compass suddenly becomes extremely important. Somewhat shaken by this new and unpleasant discovery, we attack CP18 too early and have to fabricate an around-route to get to the correct spot. But the correction is simple and soon we are back on track.

After we punch CP18, my stomach is growling but I discover that both of the hip pockets on my pack are empty. I swing my pack around to my front and check the main compartment while still trekking. Only my mandatory gear is in there. I am officially out of calories. How embarrassing! Um....guys? Do you have any extra food? Yes, yes they do. Jeff and David stock me up for the rest of the trek with mini Almond Joys, Wheat Thins Sticks, Clif gels, and pepperoni. With a delightfully full belly, we attack CP19 and then run on the same road as this morning to CP20.

For some strange reason, CP20 is tricky for us. We canvass the area and are not finding the reentrant we want. As we are searching, the Silent Chasers live up to their name and show up like AR ninjas right behind us. I keep an eye on them as they proceed to march straight into the CP. Phil tips me off that they've indeed found it and I call over to Jeff and David. We punch CP20, and now we are chasing the Silent Chasers Leaders. Getting passed really lights a fire in my belly and my strongest instinct is to hurry up and catch them. Jeff and David rein me in and we stick to our own pace up a super steep hill. We stick to our own game plan for CPs 21 and 22, where Jeff climbs the fire tower only to not find the punch. Another missing one? We are in disbelief, but the public location of a fire tower is prime territory for punch theft so we memorize some graffiti to prove we were there and continue on. CPs 23 and 24 go well, and then we take a super safe route to CP25 because it's located in extremely subtle terrain. As usual, David works his map whispering magic and we hike straight into it. Well done Mr. Frei!!

We run back to Camp Pyoca, certain that the Silent Chasers now have a healthy lead, and for that matter Rev3/MK might be ahead of us too. We get our passport punched at the scoring table and they tell us we're in first. WHAT??! Crazy, but also incredibly motivating this far into the race. We get our next set of bike UTMs and instructions, and now it's time for ropes!

ROPES 1 (CP10)
There is some confusion amongst the race and camp staff about whether or not the ropes course is open. We explain our situation, and after some debate, we finally determine that the course IS OPEN, and we need to do that before hitting the next biking leg. We decide to plot the biking points we have, complete the TA, and then hit the ropes course on our way out onto BIKE 2. We fly through transition without seeing Silent Chasers or Rev3/MK. This is a good sign! As we ride over to the ropes, there isn't a staff member in sight. We have a slight panic attack that we got bad information earlier, so we start hollering "Hello? Hello? Anyone here?" Turns out the ropes course we are doing is hidden a little ways back in the forest, and the camp staff are indeed there eagerly awaiting our arrival. And best of all...no lines! Sweet! We throw on our safety gear (harnesses, helmets, lobster claws) and it takes me back to my days of working the high ropes course at TPOC - I love this stuff! David starts first with the 30' tubular cargo net climb, then me, then Jeff. I'm halfway up the net when I hear hollering from the camp staff - apparently David is taking a highly unconventional approach to the first element. It's hard to explain. I really wish I had pictures of this. You'll have to check back later, hopefully DINO posts them!!

David absolutely FLIES through each element, I think there are at least 10. He's through the final zipline before I'm even halfway done, and below us I see Silent Chasers and Rev3/MK have arrived. The race is ON! I get stuck on the swings element - I lose momentum in the middle and can't reach the next swing. Jeff has to swing over to me and give me a kick so I can grab it. Thanks, teammate! I finally make it through the course and we high-tail it out of there as it starts to rain, with 2nd and 3rd place breathing down our necks.

BIKE 2 (CPs 27-29, 22km)
Entire BIKE 2 loop. We went clockwise.
We hit the road on a mission to keep the lead at MISSION. The sun is starting to set, and it has just started raining. We're doing our best to stay in a paceline even with water flying everywhere. We choose a clockwise route that is mostly paved to start, and then will finish with a gravel jeep road back into TA. The first two CPs are on bridges and we have a little trouble spotting the marker. Each one only takes a minute or so to locate but at this point in the race, every second counts. The rain lets up before the second bridge and a beautiful rainbow emerges - what a great omen! As we're on the way to CP27 (gate), David starts looking at the map more closely and proposes a paved around-route back to TA instead of our initially-planned gravel road. We discuss this, doing some quick mental calculations (stay in school kids!!) and decide to take the pavement after punching CP27. We pass Silent Chasers (with much whooping and hollering) who are going the opposite way as us and guess that we have about a 15-minute lead. We're firing on all cylinders as we race back to TA for more instructions. Once we arrive there, we find out we are still in the lead and there's only one more segment left - a 4-point trek. Bring it on! We transition super fast and race out of TA before spotting anyone else. This is starting to look good!

TREK 2 (CPs 31-34, 7.5km redline, 9.5km our route)
TREK 3, the final one! We DID NOT revisit CP25 here...went 34, 33, 32, 31.
In transition before the final trek!
As the sun is disappearing over the horizon, we're jogging out of Camp Pyoca for the last time. We take the roads down to Jackson-Washington State Forest and attack what David thinks is the hardest CP of the entire race - CP34. It's located on a large spur that is flanked by other, similarly-oriented large spurs. Choose the wrong one, and it will mean a lot of additional climb and time to fix. We carefully make our way through the woods to the creek at the base of the spur line. David consults the map, and we start climbing. And climbing, and climbing, and...there is the CP. Boom. Right where it is supposed to be. Buoyed by David's success, we strike off in pursuit of CP33, located on one of the only named peaks on the map..."Pinnacle". When we were plotting this back in TA, we all let out a huge "whoa" when we saw this CP. It's a hill that means business.

Fortunately, we discover an unmapped jeep trail following the ridgeline we need. It helps us make great time and keeps the nav simple now that the sun has set and we've switched on our headlamps. As we're jogging along the jeep trail, we see a set of headlamps up ahead. Could this be the Chasers or Rev3/MK?? We nervously approach them and it turns out to be Madcap Racing, a coed team who had massive bike mechanicals earlier today so they're on the trek for fun. So awesome! We chat with them for a little bit and learn that Ashley sang the National Anthem at LBL...this girl's got pipes! After exchanging nav tips and "good luck"s, we jog up the trail and straight into CP33. Despite our elevation, there's not much to see from Pinnacle since everything's dark. We set off in search of CP32 which turns out to be very tricky. We exceed our pace count but David's good nav sense keeps us going for a few extra meters, and suddenly, we are staring at the CP. Only one more CP left, it's really close to camp, we haven't seen any other teams, and we have plenty of time before the midnight final cutoff. Things are looking good.

The trekking to CP31 is tough. The area is full of undergrowth, thorns, and deadfall, and we are making extremely slow progress. It's hard to judge our progress on the map since the features in this area are all very small and similar. Eventually, we lose track of our spot on the map and hold a quick team conference to come up with a relocation plan.. Throughout this entire trek, we've been listening to the stock car races from nearby Brownstown Speedway (shown on the map as "County Fairgrounds"). As we study the map, we notice that the track is almost directly in line with CP31, so we decide to follow the sounds of the racecars through the woods until we hit either the lake or the road. We are all in agreement and not 500m after we start moving again, streetlights come into view and we are able to relocate ourselves definitively on the camp road (orange highlight in the picture). From there, it's a quick jog over to CP31's spur, but once we're there, we can't spot the CP. Madcap Racing (the team we met in the woods earlier) told us they got CP31, so we know it's here somewhere, but it's extremely nervewracking to search for it. Jeff suddenly starts sprinting away from me and David, hollering that he found it, but then stops when he thinks he just saw a weird leaf reflection (these things happen in the woods with bright headlamps). But just to be thorough, he scans the area a bit more and PING!!! CP31!!!!!! We are all very relieved and happy, it's just a short run back to the road and then into the finish line.

As we approach the scoring table, we spot Rev3/MK already inside, relaxing on folding chairs. Our stomachs flip over. Rev3/MK must have had a superb trek to overcome our time advantage, so we head inside to congratulate them. As we enter the doorway, we hear cheers and shouts instead. "Here come the winners!" says Brian the Race Director. What? We won? We find out Rev3/MK returned to TA without all of the final trekking CPs, so if our passport passes inspection, we've won. We wait a few tense minutes and are then, after 17 hours and 10 minutes of racing, are confirmed the winners of the 2013 MISSION 18hr Adventure Race. Huzzah!





POST-RACE (17:10 total time, 35 CPs - cleared the course)
We are really, really happy to come away with the win here at MISSION. We wait for Silent Chasers to come in and hear their struggle with the nighttime navigation. Phil and Kevin helped us SO MUCH on the course, it's heartbreaking to hear that the good karma they shared didn't come back to them at night. Rev3/MK also pushed the pace all day and it's fun to share stories with them. Best of all, Camp Pyoca has SHOWERS in the same building as the scoring table. And they are HOT. After cleaning up, all we have to do is go upstairs and the buffet line is full of my absolute favorite post-race food...BAKED POTATOES!!!!! I am in total heaven. We are able to catch up with our new friends from Dandies Vegan Marshmallows who won their division and were 5th overall. Awesome job guys!! I guess that me waking them up early didn't hurt one bit.

We are especially thrilled to win this race because it means Alpine Shop's ticket is punched to USARA Nationals in October. This is always a goal for the team and it's great to have accomplished it early in the season. Thanks again to the folks at Alpine Shop for their awesome sponsorship of the team - we couldn't do it without you! Thanks to Brian and his DINO staff for a fun and challenging race with plenty of variety - I've never scootered in an adventure race before and I'm sure the entire town of Brownstown is also thanking you for the spectacle. And thanks to Jeff and David for being the special teammates that they always are - helping me out with calories, towing, and entertainment all day long. Pin It

14 May 2013

Race Report: 2013 Cedar Cross

It was the Friday night before the Cedar Cross, a 112-mile mixed-surfaces ride through mid-Missouri. I was thinking it would take me about 10 hours. And the strange thing was...riding my bike for that long seemed just about normal. With all of my training for Dirty Kanza this year, a 10-hour day in the saddle seemed about par for the course. I knew what I would be wearing. I knew what would be in my bottles. I knew what would be in my pockets. Packing everything took no time at all, because I'd done it several times already this year. And that made me feel good. Bring it on, Bob Jenkins.

LEG 1: 0-47 MILES
Leg #1: From the start to the Drop Bags at mile 47.
I meet up with my Alpine Shop teammates Jeff and David at our second-favorite commuter lot in St. Louis at 0500 for the drive over to Jefferson City. For some reason the drive takes a little longer than expected so we roll into the designated parking lot about 0715 for the 0800 start. After socializing a tad bit too long while signing in, we're all a little frantic in our final prep. I for sure don't want to miss the National Anthem, so I grab my gloves and finish getting ready while Kayne Kirchner shreds. What an awesome (and very Bob-ish) way to start a race. David and Jeff still aren't here yet, so even though the race is starting, I soft-pedal at the back of the pack waiting for them to catch up. They do, and I hop on their wheel for a 20mph draft. They pull me to the first tiny little climb, and then I back off that effort because it's waayyyy to high for a 10-hour day.
The start! I'm in the back in the red jacket. Photo: Christina L
I spin up the first big climb at my own pace, happy that it's not raining and the temperature's reasonable. Since I have a sorta important adventure race next weekend, my strategy today is to just ride steady and stay comfortable all day. I'm hoping that will keep me competitive among the women that are here, but for now I have no idea of my position in the field due to our crazy start.
Riding in the field! Photo: Michael Raine Kauk
Cedar Cross is known for being a mixed-surface ride. This means we're primarily going to be on gravel, but there is some pavement, and...SINGLETRACK! And some riding through a field. The first section of singletrack/fields happens about mile 15 and I am so excited for it. I am pretty confident the Skirmishturkey will gobble it up (haha), but I can't wait to experience it for real. And my expectations are fully met: the Warbird handles great in the greasy slimy field, and even better on the muddy rocky singletrack that follows. This bike can really do it all. I'm totally grinning as I bomb down the technical singletrack in conditions that would be challenging even on a mountain bike. The Warbird, paired with 700x40mm Ritchey Speedmax Cross tires, lives up to its marketing as a mud-shedding freak.

So I pop out of the first section of singletrack in an awesome state of mind. Next we have a bunch of gravel miles to crush, and I do that mostly solo. Sure, there are some riders ahead and behind me, but I'm not riding "with" anyone. And it's kinda nice. My feet are really cold but otherwise I'm feeling great and just happy to be on my bike.
My drivetrain after Rutherford Bridge.
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The next singletrack section (#2) is even more fun than the previous one. Less rocks, more flow, and more creek crossings keep me and the 'bird on our toes. I pass my buddies Aaron and Jim here. I'm actually looking forward to the Jeff Yielding Staircase of Pain because it will give my feet some circulation and hopefully they will warm up. It does help a little but they're still pretty frigid. They stay that way even through singletrack section #3, otherwise known as "the Rutherford Bridge climb", otherwise known as "this part WILL suck". There are some volunteers to meet us just before the bridge and I say hi to Team Virtus friend Christina as she hands me a bottle of water and a donut!!! Amazing!!! Rutherford Bridge is really cool, and the climb afterwards does kinda suck because all of the mud makes parts unrideable. But the Warbird is easy to push too, so pretty soon I'm at the top and cruising along. A few miles later, I link up with another rider, Rob, on a singlespeed rigid Niner for the last few miles before the drop bag checkpoint at mile 47. We chat a little and just generally pass the time as the miles progress. Just a short distance out from the checkpoint, we meet up with my friend Dave from the CAC! We are actually on the same road we used at the CAC so it's very familiar territory.

As we roll into the checkpoint, I am greeted with the news that I'm first female! Actually other people had told me that earlier today but I never really believed them until the news was corroborated several times over. I dig my drop bag out of the truck and get to work refilling bottles and pockets. I have more food than I plan on needing but I take it all with me anyways. Team Fohty is there with the beer bus so I also have some beer to try and help my feet warm up. It definitely helps. I rally some of the guys that are hanging around the checkpoint and we roll out as a group of 4.

LEG 2: 47-87 MILES
Leg #2: From the Drop Bags at mile 47 to the Katy at mile 87.
Very quickly after we leave the drop bags, our group of 4 becomes a group of 3 as one guy zooms away, leaving me, Rob (SS rigid Niner guy) and Keaton (SS Schwinn guy). We ride along in a loose pack, usually with me at the back but I catch up the the guys when they have to stop to check the cue sheet. I have mine conveniently mounted on my bars (practicing for DK).
Want to crack 100mph with your own legs? This Donhou was created for that exact purpose
100 mph bike!
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Now, I need to tell you about Keaton's Schwinn. It's pretty ridiculous, but Keaton turned out to be a strong, eternally optimistic riding buddy whom I very much appreciated  in the final miles of the ride. But his bike. Ohhhh his bike. It's an old Schwinn, vintage, if you will. It's also a singlespeed, and his gearing is something crazy like 48x22. Dear readers, that is HUGE for a 10-hour gravel ride. Most guys out there are riding something like 36x17, 36x15, or in one strong dude's case, 40x18. So for Keaton to be geared at 48xanything is basically like riding the 100mph track bike with the 108-tooth crank seen above. And then there are his pedals - they are platforms. He's wearing worn-out skateboarding shoes. And Banana Republic khakis. He looks so anti-bike racer that Rob mistook him for a casual bike commuter for the first 47 miles, and only after we rolled out of the Drop Bag stop together did he realize that Keaton was actually doing the Cedar Cross. It's always humbling to be riding with (or being passed by) people on non-traditional bike setups, much like the guy on the Walmart hybrid that crushed 1.5 loops of Tour of Hermann faster than me. It reminds me that equipment isn't the biggest part of the speed puzzle..your own fitness and mental attitude are. Bikes are cool, but brains and blood are better. Basically.

So I spend the next several miles chatting with Rob and Keaton about everything and nothing, all while making steady progress along the course. Around mile 63, we are just rolling through the countryside when we see a tent set up in someone's front yard. There are 2 guys standing there, and a bike, and a Red Wheel Bike Shop banner strung up on the tent. Obviously that means they must be friends of the Cedar Cross, so we stop to check things out. Turns out, one of the guys there is Nick who owns Red Wheel. The other guy is his dad! And Nick's dad is grilling hot dogs...for Cedar Cross riders! How awesome! We all stop for a snack and chat. Nick's dad also has a hose in his front yard which I use to clean the worst of the mud off of the Warbird's drivetrain. We hang out for a little bit, getting updates on the front pack (who passed through 2 hours ago without stopping for hot dogs), and generally taking a break. But pretty soon I get a little antsy so then the 4 of us (me, Rob, Keaton, and Nick) roll out to crush the remaining 50ish miles.

The nuclear reactor with awesome clouds. Photo: Michael Raine Kauk
Not 2 miles after leaving Nick's dad's house, we hear a bad noise from Rob's bike. He suddenly loses momentum and we learn his chain has broken. Too much power, Rob!! He has a couple extra links in his saddle bag, and Nick tells me and Keaton that he will stay with Rob to help him with the repair. I am really grateful for Nick's generosity since I am starting to feel anxious about finishing. We still have a long way to go, and I've spent a lot of time (for me) not making forward progress. So Keaton and I pedal onwards, agreeing to make the stop at Ham's Prairie Gas Station at mile 72 as short as possible - meaning NO HARD SALAMI SANDWICH. We'll be nice and leave some for Luke to enjoy. We are pretty efficient about the stop and continue on our way to the nuclear reactor about mile 80. From there it's a totally badass downhill and then we are on the Katy!

LEG 3: THE KATY, 87-112 MILES
The last 30ish miles. All flat. 
ATTENTION future Cedar Cross riders: this part of the course is extremely challenging. You've just crushed almost 90 miles of gravel, pavement, and singletrack. You've ripped down a huge hill, and are now looking forward to a few easy, flat miles to finish out this ride. WRONG. At this point, you still have ALMOST 30 MILES TO GO. You are barely over 75% done, but your mind wants to think that it's just a short hop, skip, and jump to the finish line. Be warned: it is not any of those things.

Check out the sky. THE SKY. Photo: Michael Raine Kauk
Keaton and I are still riding together and as we start this last section, we comment on this exact fact. We probably have at least 2.5 more hours of riding to go, when it feels like we should be done already. But there's no choice other than to keep making forward progress, so we just ride. We take a few brief stops here and there to fill bottles, and I discover I am completely confused about the cue sheet directions. Never fear though, because I have my Garmin (a 310XT) loaded with the route so I switch over to that screen for this section. It's a lifesaver.

The Garmin directs us off the Katy and onto some flood plain farm roads. These are absolutely stunning. The sun is streaming through gaps in the clouds, there are wildflowers in the fields, the whole area is just rich and vibrant with spring. It's really pleasant, and combined with our easy pace, just a very relaxing way to finish out the ride. 
The final miles. Photo: Michael Raine Kauk
Finally, FINALLY, we can see the Capitol Building on our left, and Highway 54 straight ahead. We have a little bit more confusion with the cue sheet but again the Garmin saves us, reminding me that when Bob Jenkins says "immediate", he really does mean IMMEDIATE LIKE RIGHT NOW DO NOT PEDAL ONE MORE METER. The route ends with a really short, cool section on a muddy service road which takes us under Highway 54 and has me smiling at Bob's determination to get our bikes as dirty as possible. We roll back into the finish line to the cheering of a bunch of folks who already finished!! Oh yeah!!

POST-RACE (10:04 total time)
The Thunderchicken after 112 miles. Love this bike.
I'm really happy with how the Cedar Cross went for me. I kept my effort steady and manageable the whole day, giving me confidence that I will have some legs for next weekend's MISSION 18hr adventure race. I spent some time solo, which I like, and also some time with a buddy, Keaton, who kept a great pace and cheerful conversation. And I also was the first female finisher! I wasn't really chasing that but it's cool that it happened. Bob also found $100 somewhere in his race budget to award as a prize for 1st place female. But my AR teammate Jeff told me that the male winners donated their prize to Team Noah Foundation, so I played copy-cat and did that too. Bettina from Team Noah sent me a pair of socks as a thank-you present. I will wear them proudly! Congrats to all of the Cedar Cross riders out there, that course is NOT EASY!! Also thanks to Bob for terrific organization, including my favorite post-race meal of all time...baked potatoes and beer. Nothing better. See you in 2014!

Me after 112 miles! I was really excited for beer! Photo: Christina L.
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